Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:

Rachi wrote:Because it is so out of the ordinary for him, I am now getting suspicious. What other little issues does he have with me. This is classic behaviour it seems when someone is bottling something up. They start expleting in random niggly ways....
Hmmm

You racist bitch!



Throw your shoes at him and yell "They're not on the damn cuch anymore, you fucking choad!"

Dammit, that would have gotten a result.
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when she talks about you
racist bitch racist bitch

I realized that I have never once sung karaoke in my life before.

I almost did once, but there was nothing on the songs list that appealed to me at all.

Hmm...I wonder if it's fun at all.

For that matter, I wonder what songs I could sing.

Tommy Alpha wrote:Avoided a primary school class reunion last thursday. Just saw the photos of facecock. I'm so fucking glad I didn't go...

My kindergarten reunion would be fun, because I don't remember anyone of them.

I have a primary school reunion next year....

I've already started thinking of ways to avoid it....

Just don't turn up. Fuck that noise.

"Wow, you sure got bald, huh? Wow, kids eh? Married... alright.

Me? Oh yeah, I quit my attempt at a career in order to be poor and single and write a novel. What's it about..? oh you know... the hope and imagination you have in childhood and how life robs it all... uh, it's just about stuff. My band? We play kind of cross between jazz, stoner and math rock. math rock? You know like... slint? mogwai? uh...radiohead?"

FUCK THAT NOISE

I was all ready to make spinach and chickpea pasta w/ garlic sauce, but my bag of spinach was rotten. It really pissed me off. I then realized something about myself: I get inordinately pissy when I'm all ready to cook something, only to find that one vital ingredient is missing. If I was a more creative cook, I'd find something to replace the missing ingredient. This lack of creativity only infuriates me more.

I am going to make pasta with meat sauce now...

Tommy Alpha wrote:Just don't turn up. Fuck that noise.

"Wow, you sure got bald, huh? Wow, kids eh? Married... alright.

Me? Oh yeah, I quit my attempt at a career in order to be poor and single and write a novel. What's it about..? oh you know... the hope and imagination you have in childhood and how life robs it all... uh, it's just about stuff. My band? We play kind of cross between jazz, stoner and math rock. math rock? You know like... slint? mogwai? uh...radiohead?"

FUCK THAT NOISE

Why not go in a ski mask and carrying a shotgun?
Hold everyone up and steal their money.
Just don't forget to sign the guest book with the name of one of the unpopular kids who isn't there.

John W. wrote:I was all ready to make spinach and chickpea pasta w/ garlic sauce, but my bag of spinach was rotten. It really pissed me off. I then realized something about myself: I get inordinately pissy when I'm all ready to cook something, only to find that one vital ingredient is missing. If I was a more creative cook, I'd find something to replace the missing ingredient. This lack of creativity only infuriates me more.

I am going to make pasta with meat sauce now...

One time I boiled up some mac & cheese out of a box and when it was time to mix it with the yellow powder, I discovered I had no milk. I used sour cream instead and it turned out fine. As fine as store-brand Kraft Dinner can be, anyway.

There is hope.

lemur68 wrote:

John W. wrote:I was all ready to make spinach and chickpea pasta w/ garlic sauce, but my bag of spinach was rotten. It really pissed me off. I then realized something about myself: I get inordinately pissy when I'm all ready to cook something, only to find that one vital ingredient is missing. If I was a more creative cook, I'd find something to replace the missing ingredient. This lack of creativity only infuriates me more.

I am going to make pasta with meat sauce now...

One time I boiled up some mac & cheese out of a box and when it was time to mix it with the yellow powder, I discovered I had no milk. I used sour cream instead and it turned out fine. As fine as store-brand Kraft Dinner can be, anyway.

I can also attest to sour cream's usefulness in this situation.