has anyone said a newborn baby yet?
I'll go with newborn baby if not.
What do you wanna see the fart chick fart on?
51Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
geiginni wrote:TRIFECTA wrote:My birthday cake, to blow out the candles
...soaked in ouzo, of course.
Oooooo-OPA!
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on
ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.
Would you settle for the Swedish Chef?tbone wrote:The Swedish Bikini Team

Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
ass to mouth resuscitationMarsupialized wrote:I'd like to see her come upon the scene of a terrible car accident late at night on some back country road.
She would go over and investigate and find someone trapped inside the wrecked car, bloody and struggling to get out. She would walk up, pull her pants down and place her b-hole directly on the person's mouth and frrrmmpppttt let one rip right in there.
This can go on all night long, till the sun comes up.
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:ass to mouth resuscitationMarsupialized wrote:I'd like to see her come upon the scene of a terrible car accident late at night on some back country road.
She would go over and investigate and find someone trapped inside the wrecked car, bloody and struggling to get out. She would walk up, pull her pants down and place her b-hole directly on the person's mouth and frrrmmpppttt let one rip right in there.
This can go on all night long, till the sun comes up.
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:methane to oxygen resuscitationMarsupialized wrote:I'd like to see her come upon the scene of a terrible car accident late at night on some back country road.
She would go over and investigate and find someone trapped inside the wrecked car, bloody and struggling to get out. She would walk up, pull her pants down and place her b-hole directly on the person's mouth and frrrmmpppttt let one rip right in there.
This can go on all night long, till the sun comes up.
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
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