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As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:18 pm
by Lazybones_Archive
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A former student of Segovia, and originator of the "Gothic Stevie Ray Vaughan" look, Esteban promotes shit guitar starter kits on late-night infomercials when he's not ripping it up on his hot cover of "My Hear Will Go On." Would you like the Gift of Guitar for only three easy installments of $66.00 plus $15.95 for shipping and handling?

I know I do.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:20 pm
by Lazybones_Archive
That's "My HEART Will Go On." Sorry.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:31 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
i watched this jerkoff's entire infomercial one night in a motel

it was unfathomably stupid

the magical reverb that appeared when he played, his slopbucket segovia imitation, the attempt at metal leads by playing a nylon-stringed guitar thru a crate-type practice amp....it was self-aggrandizing to the point of bullying, and so, so wrong

i highly recommend viewing it

but crap

http://www.esteban-guitar.info/

haha!

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:39 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
I bet I've seen this infomercial 20 times. It's right up there on the list with Fletch as one of those things I never get tired of watching.

Total balls crap, but tmidgett's right, I recommend watching it.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:33 am
by jason spell_Archive
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SAME PERSON

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:43 am
by burun_Archive
Esteban had the good sense to parody himself for a Geico commercial, so that is not crap.

My pal has "hard evidence" that Esteban is really Stevie Ray Vaughan, but has never told me exactly what it is, because I am "not ready for the truth."

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:02 am
by hench_Archive
i vaguely remember seeing this guy's infomercial when i was on tour... pissdrunk in cleveland suburbs, 2am, racist fat girl trying to trick somebody into sleeping with her, etc... esteban hawking his shitty guitar on the teevee... good times. crap.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:05 am
by chrisc_Archive
His commercial is good and isn't on as often as it should be. The Crate wailing makes me laugh/cringe every time.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:12 pm
by burun_Archive
SO CLOSE to buying one of these Esteban guitars on HSN. Only $179.

As Seen on TV: Esteban

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:19 pm
by Boombats_Archive
CRAP. I worked with a dumbass who bought one. Ha! CRAP.