This programme has become very very long in the tooth.

One very well kept secret:

Barrahead.

Your thoughts, please.

For non-initiates there is a website with soundfiles to help you decide www.playrec.dk/barrahead/

Where the Hell did you find that picture?!

That's almost a spitting image of me aged 7. Glasses too. My mum took the wrapper off though (Trout!)

so fresh and so clean!

This guy's cool. Reminds me of Nash in a way.

(But can't think of that now - Francis Bacon has come to the 'burg! )

Böse Onkelz, I think.

English food is in general, lovely indeed. Why you think we eat Asian so often? But wait! Those full-english's need not be cack. Buy the finest - freshest you can afford. And no mucking around - fry it all in organic butter. OK OK grill an ingredient if you must - but fry the rest! Crucial. A must a...

There is a poor programme on cable called, Brainiac. They do tests, investigate this and that, sometimes funnily. They took 4 pairs, got them drunk enough to possess a bastard-behind-the-eyes in the morning. Fed one pair water - one pair painkillers - one pair isotonic drinks - and the last pair a F...

Was it Monty Pythons' Meaning Of Life? Where that dude (Idle?) gets to choose the nature of his own demise, and is chased up hill 'n' down dale and ultimately off a cliff (by hundreds of voluptuous, naked 70's chicks in crash-helmets) straight to the gravity-grave on the beach? Wadda way to go! Way ...

Cum On Pilgrim...

She was from Arizon - and I recall being very frightened by the enormity of her bush.

I want to go via Spontaneous Human Combustion, at a friends' wedding.