I'm surprised he didn't ask where to go to get some peach cobbler or a nice Apple dumpling.

I am a big Karate fan. Even the jazzy stuff. This is truly sad news. I saw them live at Schuba's and thought they were great. I do have to admit that the first 2 albums kick major ass over their subsequent output.

Has anyone seen the Burn to Shine DVD for Chicago? Is it out yet?

basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest i've always been under the impression that that was a "hot lunch" and a cleveland steamer was when you went the extra step of sitting down in it and smearing it around (preferrably making train noises...) but maybe someone made that up...even so,...

This is kinda off topic, but I love the awkward moments, like when someone asks me, "how's it goin?" and I reply "not much."

Another fun one is when someone is waiving to someone behind me and I think they are waiving at me so I wave back only to realize that I am again a loser with no friends.

basically, it's when you defecate on a woman's chest, usually either before or after sex. When someone asked me what it meant I usually referred them to another member of the band. Especially if the person asking happened to be an attractive female.

My first band was called Cleveland Steamer. I loved when people would ask me what it meant. Until one day, my mom asked me what it meant. I made up some bullshit about a historic train in Ohio. Wow!

Hey, if it wasn't for this kinda crap, Iggy Pop would be homeless, living under a bridge somewhere.

I read the Fall by Camus and had no clue what the hell was going on. I only remember something about a Lawyer in a car crash.

Camus' non-fiction is even tougher... Tried to read the Rebel and can not get past the first 3 pages.

I wish I was more intelligent.

Has anyone here ever seen the movie, Driver 23? I just watched it the other day. Funny as hell.

I love the Double Darkhorse.

Also, the recurring duct tape is funny.

If you haven't watched it yet, you should.