You think you have seen every way imaginable for the the indie rock male to de-masculinate himself, then you hear something like this.
http://www.tomy.co.uk/_image/ARKRYJAG.jpg
C'mon guys, off to the pitchfork fest we go!
E masculate. It's emasculate.

If you don't mind ...

Speedie wrote:If i DONT FIND OUT HOW THIS TURNS OUT, i SWEAR TO GOD................ (tenting fingers a la Mr. Burns)

Same here. Not even that much because of the blind thing, but more because I'm a big soppy. Come on Charlie, what's happening!

Here you go

Amazing music. I love them.

grrr

Someone needs to attempt Sputnik and report back.

I mean, someone else besides me.
The conversation with partner went as follows:

Me (shows picture): I think we should try it, for the benefit of the human race.
Her: Ummm.... I'm ok, thanks.

I TRIED.
Look, we've already got the blowjob ...

This one is really fucking high on the low list.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/msbeth76/ass-knee.jpg
it's pretty fucking stupid, ugly and ridiculous looking but once again, the fact thatit's just body painting (you can tell) ruins the retardedness of it. Because it's not ...

You also have the poo bushes (they are behind the bus stop next to Akhbar's), that smell in wet weather. We used to have the same ones in my school in France... But they're another story.

Yes! Finally, after years of battle against people denying it, someone else reveals the truth about cum trees! And Chris Herbert was the man who done it. I am forever grateful.

There are a few in Sneinton, inside the graveyard of St Stephens, and they usually start smelling end of spring ...

My left knee is killing me. I can hardly walk.

[...]

I'm hobbling around like a gimp and groaning like an old man every time I have to get up or walk.
Hey! My right knee is fucked! Let's be buddies!

The stupid thing is, all that hapened is that I simply fell over because of my stupidely ...