No, we won't be getting a new dog.

tmidgett,
Can you help me get a question to Jon Wurster? I don't know if you know him but i thought perhaps since BP was going to be opening for the mountain goats and he was going to be drumming that maybe you have contact info or something to that effect. I'm trying to get his permission to use a ...

yesterday on my way to work, i'm at a red light and i look to my right. i see a smallish, dirty, old dodge. driving this dodge was a man with what could be a textbook mullet (if textbooks were not the mongoose to the mullet's cobra) i could only see his left hand, it had several tattoos on it. he ...

virtuoso playing that is beautiful and purposeful. i wish every fantastic musician was as good as him.

i would like to say this one thing about why yacht rock will always have a place in my heart. in the episode with the eagles there is a tit for tat feud in which the bands attack each other via lyrics. "turn up the eagles the neighbors are listening" is the broadside from steely dan. it is suggested ...

Seriously, what's the deal with big dudes and Hawaiian shirts?

Only two types of people wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat, party animals.

One woman spit at me when I was working the gate

it's almost understandable given the high stress nature of an airport. almost. but in a fucking bookstore? i had a guy try to start a fight with me. in a bookstore. and by "try to start a fight with me" i mean he talked shit while he was walking ...

Went down, found it and ripped the tag off and threw it in a plane to DFW.
There is ZERO chance she ever saw that bag again.

I love when customers treat service employees like shit. It's so hilarious to me that it never crosses their minds that the employee might then fuck with them. It seems ...

i've been working in retail for over six years so I could realistically fill this entire thread. i'll just relate a recent occurrence.

A lady came up to the desk and said she had been in a store in northern virginia and saw a box set of 70's music and she wanted to know if we had it.

"ok, do ...

That said, I'm sticking to my opinion that Virginia Beach has the best mini golf known to humankind

to your point, in my time here I have worked at two different miniature golf courses. i was not trying to work at miniature golf courses. i got both jobs through friends or acquaintances. there ...