Haha. I know. People can't tell if I'm joking in non-forum life too.

I took the chill pill "yo."

I also had a joke Grindcore band called Cannibalistic Suicide once and we played songs like "I Sodomized Your Grandmother with a Chainsaw Because a Rocket Launcher Was Too Quick," "Sodomy is ...

XYLOPHONEX sounds amazing. If I win the lottery I'll pay any price you demand. It'll be even bigger than Slint touring and playing shows again. Hell I'll even fund your triumphant return to the studio!

"Gay" things can be quite "funny." "Intimidating" and "being mean to" our "fans" is also quite "funny." So is "sarcasm."

Only if you have a sense of humor that isn't completely immature/childish.

Making stupid songs that only we think is funny is one of the few rewarding things in life.

The Matthew and Torie Extravaganza:

http://www.myspace.com/gayqueers

I figured it was a thread already but I'm way too lazy to go back and look.

What are some songs that actually make you sad when you listen to them and why?

Post links to bands you've played with (or are friends with/associated with/whatever) that you like for whatever inexplicable reason.

http://www.myspace.com/blacktoprebellion

http://www.myspace.com/failsafeisgrody

http://www.myspace.com/somethinginitself

http://www.myspace.com/jamesorphan

http://www.myspace.com/clubscum

http://myspace.com/outclassed

1. Doesn't it hurt your throat? Not while I'm doing it. After the first 3 shows we played I couldn't do it for at least a week afterward but I think your throat scars or something... haha.

2. Did you scream/shout (at home) before you did it in the context of a band? I did at hardcore shows when ...

He also looks like Emperor Palpatine.