I interviewed for a job there about a month ago. They seemed to have their act together, and have an extremely sharp group of people working for them. I was really amazed by how on top of it they seemed as an organization.

So of course they're getting screwed out of business.

What's odd is ...

I can't remember where it's from (pigpile liners, maybe?), where the Big Black credo was outlined. One of the points was not to trust people who appeal to your vanity or ambition because they always have an angle. I always thought that was bust-worthy.

My grandmother up in Missoula used to make bat houses all the time. I thought this was the coolest thing when I was a kid, and I would go out to them every morning when we were staying with her and peer in from below to see if I could see anything.

She got me a subscription to Bat Fancy Magazine ...

I saw a documentary on female-to-male transsexuals, and pre-surgery a lot of them used a coolwhip lid, with a wide notch in one end and a narrow notch in the other. You hold it in your hand and cup it as though you're holding a dick, then put the side with the narrow notch up where the pee comes out ...

These guys still seem like hothouse flowers to me. I liked them when I first heard them, but there's no real staying power, and lots of qualifiers to it being interesting. The riffs are fun, but they never seem to go anywhere or exist as compositions, they just shift from scene to scene. There are ...

Notice a trend, punk ass?

What's really funny about that is it took so damn long for you to actually be able to say that. And since I voted for you and, presumably you did too, I wouldn't get too cocky in the assessment of yr fellow PRFers.

But that's fine - I'm putting money on our flamer ...

Read the fucking post I said an ENORMOUS brazen Kangaroo.
Right. And I'm sure you're picturing both of us greased up and wearing leather doilies, rolling around in your big brass kangaroo. You make me sick, and I'm not taking part in your little fantasy.

That's the problem with you Australians ...

I am sure you have heard of a brazen bull?
http://www.scrubbingup.com/blogs/profscrub/uploaded_images/brazen_bull-721587.jpg

We build an enormous brazen bull. It doesn't even have to be in the shape of a bull, whatever we want. A kangaroo. Fine.
We build an enormous metal ...

When did I turn Australian?

I agree to your terms, except for the dogs part. Nah, I'm going to dump a flower sack full of maggots on your remains. Much slower, and it will look better on the web cam.

almost severely injured me

He almost severely injured you? Sounds like he didn't injure you at all - not even a little bit. You could say he almost hit your car, that would be true. You might even get away with saying you could have been injured. But this is just stretching the truth in order ...