Holy shit - the similar wording of the above led me to this next clip:

Hardcore Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan

"Because Michelle works in a factory for minimum wage,
she takes out bank loans to feed her Ninja Turtle obsession."

You just know that if she ever has sex, she's gonna want the ...

OK NEW RULE
OK NEW RULE
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No more fucking threads that begin with a long quote from Pitchfork
No more fucking threads that begin with a long quote from Pitchfork
No more fucking threads that begin with a long quote from Pitchfork
No more fucking ...

I give up

clocker bob wrote: Dude got all Enron on that shit! Confiscate all internal e-mails immediately!

only total scumbags kill dogs

killing people is okay by me

PS we need emoticons of dogs vomiting their organs

Is this more of what you tried in the 9/11 thread, where you tried to derail the thread with irrelevant nonsense?

Well bob every time you respond to that stuff you derail it yourself with quotes and replies and stuff- derailed

choo choo charlie fell out and the cowcatcher's covered in blood ...

PS indie is not subversive

not revolutionary

not radical

it just means you get no paycheck

Hey like is there an "indie chord"? An "indie mode"? An "indie scale"?

NO!!!

Fuk it thosebands all suck anyway and so let the fat fatass Walmart fattypants assholes eat that sonic shit. Thats not real music anyway, not real underground shit. That stuff woulda gone mainstream whether some richety rich company put it out like that in a Happy Meal or not

Indie is as gay a ...

ha ha suckerz while you were hazing this guy I sold him my mint Wedge for 23,000!!!

he was buying it for keeth Richard

I got to meet Keeth and we did linez together

Ha suckaz!

Shutt upp I am not... oh nevemindr

Hey fagnigz, did I miss the party?