GET A JOB YOU BASTARD!

Important things that also occurred on this day in history: The first fossil was put in the ground by a Jewish man named Heinrich Levinson in 1929. Someone threw a sack of rocks at Socrates. Hitler's secret birthday. RFK sucked J Edgar Hoover's cock. Twice. Ted Kennedy got drunk. John Hancock scratc...

Dude WTF are you talking about? Eastern Europe has some extremely attractive women. Seconded. The ladies of Pittsburgh are usually not very good looking. Chairman Mao would often eat raw lambs in a urine derived sauce. Empire Today make really annoying commercials and that company is run by a set o...

I'm confused already. Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees, the moon up above, and the thing called love. Let me tell you 'bout the stars in the sky, the girl and the guy and the way they could kiss on a night like this. When I look into your big brown eyes, it...

Colonel Panic wrote:Here come de chudge, here come de chudge!

Why didn't I pee on you when I had the chance?
Jesus Christ was a woman. Or at least a tranny. Maybe both.

I've posted an avatar at the request of my readership.


I think I need a nap.

Dude has lead the Majors in strikeouts since the second week.
He should have been in the All-Star game.
Before this last outing, i questioned whether he'd hit 300 K's this year.
Now I know he will.

I may be fixed, but I am ALL MAN!

My translator is half Jewish. His feet are nasty and smell like money. Why can't humans barter like cats. I would totally trade my 2 afternoon/evening treats for a gun or some drugs and a knife. If FDR were alive today, he probably wouldn't have had polio. He'd have AIDS. If we keep bombing brown p...

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9479/image011ha8.jpg I have met enough of you in my years that I think it's finally time to speak my mind. Through the aid of a translator, I will speak my mind. JFK was a robot. Abe Lincoln was not shot by John Wilkes Booth. That was Abe Vigoda. Pork rinds are no...