The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread

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From an online interview with Samuel L.:

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

http://www.collider.com/index.asp?cid=9&aid=599

The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread

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Angus Jung wrote:From an online interview with Samuel L.:

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

http://www.collider.com/index.asp?cid=9&aid=599

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"Snakes on a Plane, man!"

The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread

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Snakes On A Plane.

We're not making the most of this. We need hundreds of threads relating to this film, this title, this idea, this concept, this...dream.

We need to write sequels, scripts, treatments. Never mind that EA music cd fiasco - we need to focus on this. We need to draw pictures. We need to have competitions, with proper prizes. Like, people from the forum need to record themselves shoe-horning the words "Snakes On A Plane" into their everyday conversation and then post the mp3s. Any forum member can then award any prize to any entry.

We need people to go and ask other people what they'd do if they were on a plane with snakes on that plane. Family members, friends, milkmen, doctors. They don't need to know it's a film. They just need to answer the question, and their answers transcribed in here, in Electrical, or again post the mp3s.

I mean, christ - I mentioned this to my girlfriend just two hours ago. You know what she said? You know what she said when I told her there was a film coming out called Snakes On A Plane? She said "What kind of plane?" I told her it was maybe a 747, a commercial holiday type plane, but I wasn't sure which type. She said no, that isn't what she meant. She meant what kind of plane; she thought it may have been a plain. When she said this, I realised I did have a purpose on this earth after all.

We need Sam Jackson to post in this forum. We need t-shirts. We need convoluted, bogus theory fuelled essays, political readings, poems.

Snakes On A Plane...do you realise that something like this happens maybe once in your lifetime, if you're lucky?

We need to bleed this fucker dry.
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The Official EA Forum Snakes on a Plane Thread

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the Classical wrote:I dream that the makers of the film ask Shellac to record a Snakes On A Plane-themed vers of "Wingwalker" for the sndtrk

"Look at that/Look at that/Snakes on a Plane!"


people this needs to happen!


But the chorus? Should it be "I'M A SNAKE!", or "I'M A PLANE!"
And what about "she was a wingwalker"? Maybe it should be "he was a snake charmer" or "he was samuel L jackson".

But definitely;
"the snakes on the plane become a metaphor for my life"


Also, i have managed to turn the phrase "snakes on a plane" into a kind of disbelief statement akin to "heavens above" or "holy crap!" or "sweet jesus man!". So when something is going wrong or is just plain shocking or whatever : "Snakes on a plane!!". I encourage everyone to do this as often as possible in public, but without feeling the need to justify the statement to anyone.
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