what s the best way to die?
1besides being a recordists or musician?
"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"
what s the best way to die?
2I don't know about the best per se, but this will predict exactly how you're going to die 
www.thedeathpsychic.com/
Mine is:
"You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep."
www.thedeathpsychic.com/
Mine is:
"You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep."
what s the best way to die?
3freezing.
jeez. I could actually die like this.
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
jeez. I could actually die like this.
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
ben wrote:I tend to get a little cynical in social situations where I see large groups of people enjoying themselves.
what s the best way to die?
4Perhaps being bitten by a venemous snake.... On a plane.
"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."
Yeah, one of those ones.
"On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes."
Yeah, one of those ones.
what s the best way to die?
5the "best" way to die.
hmmm.....
i'd like to jump down into the gorilla pit at Brookfield Zoo wearing a KKK robe and hood and punch the biggest male gorilla as hard as I can right in his mouth, while screaming racist insults.
hmmm.....
i'd like to jump down into the gorilla pit at Brookfield Zoo wearing a KKK robe and hood and punch the biggest male gorilla as hard as I can right in his mouth, while screaming racist insults.
"Basically, he's a worthless scumbag, and this is the only way he can get his kicks."
what s the best way to die?
6Intern_8033 wrote:sack of smashed assholes wrote:While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
A friend of a friend did not die this way, but did fall down a trash shoot and have rats eat out part of her body. She had to have both her legs amputated.
Sorry, am I killing the mood?
No, i am just curious of the back story. how the hell did she end up in a trash shoot?
ChoCko is back in town!
what s the best way to die?
7healthy, of old age. sudden onset of illness (like a stroke or something), with like three days to say goodbye to everyone.
this is how my grandfather went when he was 88, and i can't feel bad for him - he had such a great life.
his wife, my grandmother, is still rocking in great health at 96.
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either that, or something really really messy and loud and unique. like an unprecedented sort of car crash, involving an F-16 fighter, or an incident with a pack of bears, a ninja, and a fireworks factory.
this is how my grandfather went when he was 88, and i can't feel bad for him - he had such a great life.
his wife, my grandmother, is still rocking in great health at 96.
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either that, or something really really messy and loud and unique. like an unprecedented sort of car crash, involving an F-16 fighter, or an incident with a pack of bears, a ninja, and a fireworks factory.
what s the best way to die?
8jayryan wrote:either that, or something really really messy and loud and unique. like an unprecedented sort of car crash, involving an F-16 fighter, or an incident with a pack of bears, a ninja, and a fireworks factory.
Assassinated by ninjas would be great! I'd be so pre-occuppied with recreating cinematic martial arts moves that there wouldn't be time for an existential crisis. I would also very likely brain myself with a ladder that I was trying to get all Jackie Chan with and then everyone who read about my death could laugh. My final gift.
You're a goddamn genius, jayryan. Thanks for the inspiration. I've got some calls to make.
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H-GM wrote:Still don't make you mexican, Dances With Burros.
what s the best way to die?
9jayryan wrote:an incident with a pack of bears, a ninja, and a fireworks factory.
That right there is the way to go out.
I wonder if that would make it into the Guinness Book of Records
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Shin guards for all!
what s the best way to die?
10i bet tryin to wrestle a Playgirl magazine from Chris Dragon's hands is a pretty interesting way to die 
"Basically, he's a worthless scumbag, and this is the only way he can get his kicks."