I'd rather have a Full English Breakfest

Crap.

Everyone should try it once, but Crap.

I had one in a London pub (breakfast at a bar? wtf?) and it was just awful. The sausages were the worst ever, the tomato had been converted into some kind of shapeless pulp inside of a thin-but-tough rind, the eggs managed to combine the worst traits of under- and over-cooked, and the less said about the black pudding, the better.

I'm sorry, but based on my experience, I have to agree with everything 'They' say about English cuisine.

American diner breakfast - that's where it's at.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Crap.

Everyone should try it once, but Crap.

I had one in a London pub (breakfast at a bar? wtf?) and it was just awful. The sausages were the worst ever, the tomato had been converted into some kind of shapeless pulp inside of a thin-but-tough rind, the eggs managed to combine the worst traits of under- and over-cooked, and the less said about the black pudding, the better.

I'm sorry, but based on my experience, I have to agree with everything 'They' say about English cuisine.

American diner breakfast - that's where it's at.

I'm with you there buddy, English food is on average shit. They are always saying, "oh, but it's so much better now, look at all the great restaurants we have... awards" etc. But it's not restaurants that cost £50 a head that count, but the average meal at a cafe or bar... which is usually over-cooked, processed and fried.

I wish to regret this question...

What is "Black Pudding" ?

I mean, i have a Porn collection to rival the incans, but outside of that DVD of the same name, I have never seen "Black Pudding"

Something tells me that the Jello Corporation has never even once considered this for a snack cup...

Black pudding is lovely.

its pigs blood with body fat and oats all wrapped up in a sausage skin and boiled. You then slice it and fry it.

rysie wrote:Black pudding is lovely.

its pigs blood with body fat and oats all wrapped up in a sausage skin and boiled. You then slice it and fry it.

That's the one! Sounds good, doesn't it?

Yeah, black pudding is nothing like pudding in the American sense of the word. It ends up reminding one of a charred and flavorless sausage patty. Not revolting in the same way you'd expect, but as revolting as you'd expect anyway.

"Lovely" is a good word to describe it if you are a liar, or like lying.

English food is in general, lovely indeed. Why you think we eat Asian so often?

But wait!

Those full-english's need not be cack. Buy the finest - freshest you can afford. And no mucking around - fry it all in organic butter. OK OK grill an ingredient if you must - but fry the rest! Crucial.

A must after a night on the Jagermeister.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:the less said about the black pudding, the better.

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DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:I wish to regret this question...

What is "Black Pudding" ?

It may not be english but, Clonakilty Black Pudding is one of my favourite foods in the whole world. Great with fried breakfast or even in a salad. It's all about the barley and oats.

Cranius wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:the less said about the black pudding, the better.

and

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:I wish to regret this question...

What is "Black Pudding" ?

One second, lemmie fish you a big ol' log of it out of the toilet