I don't usually have these kinds of conversations but my friend and I were just watching a bit of Grizzly Man and began arguing over who we'd least like to be punched in the face by, a gorilla or a bear.

I say gorilla. A bear would knock you silly, possibly break your neck, but I think a gorilla would cave your skull in, knocking you 20 feet away in the process.

Easily a bear. He would kill me. The gorilla would leave me with just enough life to feel horrible pain.

To clarify, it's only one punch and the bear has no claws. Just on strength alone.

Just watched the 'making of' for the soundtrack of that film this evening.. Richard Thompson, very nice.

Anyway.. Bear.

The gorilla may very well have his way with you afterward...I don't see that worry with a bear.

sunset_gun wrote:The gorilla may very well have his way with you afterward...I don't see that worry with a bear.

Now you've made it a question of, "What's the worst way to be assaulted and raped: bear or gorilla?"

Mr. Rezvani,

Thank you for placing that picture in your signature so that I may have a constant reminder of my scatological duty and destiny.

Sincerely,

Connor C. Kilpatrick
P.S. "duty." hahaha.

Rotten Tanx wrote:To clarify, it's only one punch and the bear has no claws.

Shit, I'm not going to fight a crippled bear. That's not fair to him.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Now you've made it a question of, "What's the worst way to be assaulted and raped: bear or gorilla?"

Last time I saw your band I'dsay it was more like being raped by a bear rather than a gorilla...

in a good way.

Ben Adrian