any Madonna song as well, but ....

LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OHHHHHHH YEAH !


thats wins the prize.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:During one of my last days at my previous job, I endured a remarkable moment where "I Want Your Sex" was playing on the 80's station via the store's satellite radio, and my waiting customer (a very stereotypical Northern Wisconsin mom-type in her late 30s) began doing a tame though somewhat disturbing dance whilst lip syncing to the song.

This moment has been etched upon my memory for all of eternity. The next instance wherein I am tempted to engage in any sort of regrettable lecherous behaviour, I will envision this woman in her tight white jeans -waist 3 inches above the navel- gyrating her hips and snapping her fingers as she mouths the words, "Don't you think it's time you had sex with me."

[shudders]
You're a whole different brand of wacky, mandroid2.0. Please don't let Mrs. Momjeans dissuade you from spirited behavior.

John W, take a wild guess what I've been singing for the last hour. I shake my fist at you!

Doh! Again, sorry.

Okay, how could I forget this one? You know, I've never really actually heard this entire song, I've only heard the beginning of it... and heard a lot of people joking about it -- apologies in advance!

Ted Nugent: Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like

She come to town; she be foolin' around
a puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
a shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

John W. wrote:Ted Nugent: Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like

She come to town; she be foolin' around
a puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
a shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell

She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Wow. I was really better off not knowing the lyrics to this one.

Jermaine Stewart, you embarrassing pervert.

Not a word, from your lips
You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip.
A quick hit, that's your game.
But I'm not a piece of meat, still you like my brain.
Night is young, so are we.
Let's get to know each other better, slow & easily.
Take my hand, let's hit the floor.
Shake our bodies to the music.
Maybe then you'll score.

Chorus: So come on baby, won't you show some class
Why you want to move so fast.
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night (all night)
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh
Na na na na na na na............

Just slow down if you want me
A man wants to be approached cool & romantically
I've got needs
Just like you
If the conversation's good
Vibrations through & through

(Chorus)

noise&light wrote:Wow. I was really better off not knowing the lyrics to this one.

Hey! I had no idea you were here all this time! So nice to see you!

itchy mcgoo wrote:

John W. wrote:Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream

I swear I heard part of my brain shrivel up and DIE when I read these lyrics.

Something important is being left out of the lyrics here. It's:

Mama this surely is a dream...yeah
Mama this surely is a dream...dig it

Bushwick Bill wrote

Bitches I scoop them up like jacks
Stack them like racks and send them home with their pussy off tracks
Cause they be figuring me to be a light weight
But if it gets to be in the bed than that's ok
Cause when I get them, I'm doin damage to that pussy hole
Not only do I fuck the body, but I fuck the soul
What other nigga do you know that can handle this
Hijack the pussy from the back and dismantle it
It sounds kind of difficult, but it ain't
The only difficulty that occurs is when the pussy's stank
Cause then I'm a have to send you home and throw you in a ditch
Or leave you for the garbage man you unsanitary bitchSo spread your legs wide open boo
And let a nigga like me get down, cause this dick is for you


Chorus:

I, bitch I just want to fuck you
Dick, sucked the whole night through
Ass, licked as if i was a star
This dick is for you baby
Wherever you are, hey

Staggering.

I love this song.

Two prizewinners from the same band:

Slip It In
Loose Nut

Again, prime indicators that Greg Ginn simply was not getting laid. "Say you don't want it/You don't want it/Say you don't want it/But you slip it on in"...did Rollins ever sound more like a buffoon than he did on this monstrosity, with that girl moaning along behind him? Nauseating.

(Surprisingly, though, the '82 demo version of "Slip It In" has a hacksaw Dukowski bass intro and rocks so fucking hard...makes you forget about the lyrics! Makes the song great!)

And "Loose Nut" - how could I forget? "I'll be back in a little while/But first I need to get some vertical smile"...Christ. Even if it was meant to be parodic, it still sounds awful.

Royal Flush]
Hey baby what's your name? Look at your whole frame
Compliment me on my chain, she bling it so I did the same
Where we goin' from here? Lets smoke and drink in Belverdere
Askin' me about my peers, where I been for all these years
Starin' at my car yeah, notice money round here
Please baby show your speed, nuff talk about me
Where you work? What's your hobby?
Married, or got kids to some bonnie
Famous for karate
What's your number, call you probably
Waited for a week ot two, didn't see what we gon' do
Came through, new car XL on them 22's
Knock and marry, straight to her I wanna hit it badly
Then she startin' barkin', said "first we gotta get married"
I hate this bitch, all I wanna do is hit the nappy
Gassed her head up, tell her anything tha make her happy
Straight to the hotel, she suck dick and fuck well
Asked me for my house number, I gave her Ol' Dirty's cell

[Chorus: singer]
When I'm sippin' on the henny, make me wanna fuck,
wanna fuck, wanna fuck
When I'm thinkin' of them bitches I don't fall in
love, fall in love, fall in love
All I ever do is get high and fuck, bust a nut, bust a nut
ODB and Royal Flush don't give a fuck, bitches what?

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
If a girl is a slut, with a hole in her butt
Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy cow little mutt
Came to my house smellin like trout
I said, "Doggie doggie get the fuck out!!"
Let me tell you about the rash from the neck
it's enough to put the ring around the collar in check
She's nothin but a bitch other known as a witch
with an irritating ITCH from trying to switch
Strung out ass, foggin up glass
Tellin all the niggas that the bitch first class
Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash
Tear up the whiff, that appear in her Tabernacle Prayer
But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear

Chorus

[Royal Flush]
Head anytime I wannit, C-O 600
World my state stuttin', girls come in diamond dozen
Fuck hard, niece and cousins, doin' what your niggas wouldn't
Fattin' like the white guttin', 85 I put my foot in
Buck Scotties still pimpin', stay puttin' long dick in
White pussy our commission, hit it while you when out fishin'
Dog I be fuckin' bitches, while you be duckin' stitches
And don't think cuz I'm a mack I won't buck at bitches
Mad cuz my chain is bigger, rims look a little thicker
Lifetsyle's alot richer, you actin' like low hitchin'
Get a heater on my strippers, maybe y'all gon' hit it
No rhymin', dance in a minute
cuz everybody that I popped tonight at least had 3 E's in it..
3 E's in it

Chorus x2


by Ol Dirty Bastard from WUTANG CLAN

A perfect example of hiphop being a macho movement