C'mon, you played it as a kid. You know it.
I'm gonna start it off with

pickles and peanut butter or other gross shit pregnant women and stoners eat

ICE COLD!

wait, wrong song? damn.

me mum used to work as an x-ray tech, and this dude barfed on the table one time and he looks at the pile and says to her "i don't remember eating that..."

bellulah wrote:me mum used to work as an x-ray tech, and this dude barfed on the table one time and he looks at the pile and says to her "i don't remember eating that..."

WOW That's gross.

Bah, I did the same thing at a club in DC once.

You know those metal tables where the top has a bunch of really small holes... like mesh or something.

Well I was at a party and we were all in the living room. Well my friend has to spew, so he shoots up and runs out to the backyard. We all follow just in time to see him puke right on that table.

It was fucking nasty because you could see the bigger chunks and pieces stay on the table top while the juice seeped through the small holes. I laughed my fucking ass off!

Henry Gross

Lifting the lid of a trash can full of fish heads, guts and maggots in the 97 degree Illinois summer sun.


Oh yeah. I did it once.

let's see...

- That pornstar that sold part of her labia on ebay after having some type pussy rejuvenation surgery

- my friends sister that eats peanut butter and mayo sandwiches (I have found this to be quite normal in this godforsaken part of the country)

- running up some brick steps barefoot, stubbing my big toe, and peeling my entire toe nail back and off

- the dude who came into the doctors office where my mother works who had a pocket of air in his bladder. No shit the guy was ripping farts out of his dick. Supposedly he was near tears with the pain and the doctors couldnt figure out how it happened.

I am gonna go throw up now. The toe nail one makes me kind of ill.

Maybe this post was a bad idea.