surf nazis must die.

why did you have to suck? you have one of the best movie titles ever.

pet fever detector wrote:surf nazis must die.

why did you have to suck? you have one of the best movie titles ever.

Troma Movies usually don't live up to their titles

Castaway

slowriot wrote:- TROLL 2

I wholeheartedly second this nomination. A couple of solid bong hits and Troll 2 will threaten you with fecal incontinence. It is the most jaw-droppingly bad, low-budget, hilarious mess.


But one movie tops them all. It's very hard to find, but if you do (as I did after a year-long hunt), the rewards are great.

Ladies and gentlemen, make it your mission to find For Your Height Only. No description can do it justice, but it can give you a notion of what it's all about. Unbelievably hilarious dialogue, nonexistent production values, and a 3-foot tall super spy who does most of his own stunts.

Un-fucking-believable.

Here's an excerpt from a list I could post that would be ridiculously long:
-The Mighty Peking Man
-Geek Maggot Bingo
-Petey Wheatstraw
-The House of Exorcism
-Slave of the Cannibal God
-Fury of the Wolfman
-I Drink Your Blood
-Paganini Horror
-Kingdom of the Spiders
-Manos, the Hand of Fate
-Brain of Blood
-The Long Hair of Death
-Blood Shack
-Inframan

etc.

Blood for Dracula aka Andy Warhol's Dracula http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071233/

I don't think I've ever seen another bad movie that is as funny as this one.

Favorite quote is from the handyman:

"I'd sure like to rape the hell out of her!"

in reference to one of the 4 "virgins".

I highly recomend this film for lots of laughs. I won't spoil it by relating all the funny scenes. Just trust me.

whirlindervish wrote:Blood for Dracula aka Andy Warhol's Dracula http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071233/

I don't think I've ever seen another bad movie that is as funny as this one.

Favorite quote is from the handyman:

"I'd sure like to rape the hell out of her!"

in reference to one of the 4 "virgins".

I highly recomend this film for lots of laughs. I won't spoil it by relating all the funny scenes. Just trust me.

My favorite quote from this one:

"You haven't lived until you have fucked life in the gall bladder!"

Robot Jox.

Worst movie I ever saw in the theater.

electrons wrote:Robot Jox.

Worst movie I ever saw in the theater.

Holy shit, you paid money to see that?!

I caught it for the first time on cable a couple years ago and couldn't believe what I was watching.

rayj wrote:Paganini Horror

Ha!

My turn:

Iron Wickerman