There was a basketball player named Scientific Mapp. Can't remember what school he played for but I remember seeing him play my alma mater once back in the late 90s.

Not all wild first names, but a partial list of real names I've compiled over the years...

(first name first)

Porfira Little Rush Valcq

Knowledge A. D. Jr. Brown

Vonadrian Jabber Walker Cobbs

Rainbow Weinman (male)

John Forrest Wilderness

Sputnik Eisenhower Watkins

Efram Zemballist Robinson Jr.

Virus Brown

Flex Johnson

Tony E.Q. Farmer

Rotation Sims

Thursday Adams (F)

Jamesetta Hendrix (F)




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Edited to delete a sputnik

there was also a contender on American Gladiators named Purple Roundy.

i have worked with:
dong dong wang
and
musa musa
(first name: musa, last name: musa)

Redline wrote:


Sputnik Eisenhower Watkins


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Remarkable that you have met two people with this name.

Today I met Joose Catjipi, with the best name I've ever encountered. Boring person though, sadly.

andyman wrote:There's a girl my friend knows called 'nollaig' - the Irish for christmas.

I've met two people with this name as well, but they were male. Different spelling, maybe?

andyman wrote:Another guy got off with her and jokes such as "Does Christmas come early in your house?" started doing the rounds.

Same joke, would you believe it?

My good friend from many years ago Mick, his last name was Greene. His sister was named Olive.

Olive Theresa Greene.

Their family owned a gardening/landscaping company.

I went to high school with Long Hoang Duong. My good friend Var Thelin and his wife Jennifer had twins about eight months ago that they named Ivo Eolian and Vivi Vix.


Jon

Aside from all those, I think some of the funniest names tend to be names like Johanna McDonnough or Pedro Goldenburg or
Shonnell Chekov. you know, names like that.

my best friend's wife is named Regye (pronounced like REG-ee, like the "reg" in "regulate")

my girlfriend's name is Tutku. i still don't know how to say it just right.

Still havent met anyone else with just Chet as their first name.

Not Chester, but simply just, Chet.