ubercat wrote:

JC23by5 wrote:I think it is sad when I put crushed glass in their food. The look on their little faces is truly heart-wrenching. I know it is wrong and it always seems to make me feel like shit...but I need to feel something ...you understand? Feeding these little fuckers broken glass makes me feel alive goddamn it! Don't judge me.

Hmm. This post might originate a new EA rule:

All ignoramus posters will be jumped on for posting something stupid/silly/obnoxious within 136 posts.

I can't believe you posted this on the worlds premier cat lover board. Even in just.

Where's Stabby when you need him.

Lighten the fuck up...I have two cats that I love. It was a tasteless joke. No one with half a brain would do something like that. Were you the fucking hall-monitor in school? Besides I've seen far more ignorant things posted here than what I just wrote.

His name suggests that he is a giant cat.

He's over-protective of his own kind.

burun wrote:I am not sure I would want to know what animals have to say. I am sure they know a lot of secrets.

'Tobermory' by Saki. Cat - Tobermory - is trained to understand and speak English. Cat is presented to drawing room gathering as entertainment. Cat tells those gathered in drawing room what he has heard them say about each other; cat slags them all off generally. Cat creates scandal. Vicious Edwardian chaos ensues.

Most everything by Saki is fucking brilliant, by the way.

tommydski wrote:His name suggests that he is a giant cat.

He's over-protective of his own kind.

Goddamn right.

burun wrote:I am not sure I would want to know what animals have to say. I am sure they know a lot of secrets.

Such as lacking empathy.

DrAwkward wrote:

rocker654 wrote:When I'm in the bathroom, all the pets come in and start fighting amongst themselves and jumping into my underpants...
It's kind of sad when you give them cats (I got three) something that is too big for them to eat.

I'm truly sorry that this is where my brain goes.

I had no idea. I must be more careful with phrasing in the future.

I promise to try to make sure that none of my future posts refers to bathroom events. No one needs to hear this shit.

ubercat wrote:

tommydski wrote:His name suggests that he is a giant cat.

He's over-protective of his own kind.

Goddamn right.

So.....you are a giant cat....hmmm......well, then...all apologies sir. I certainly don't want to offend a giant cat. I probably wouldn't stand a chance.

JC23by5 wrote:

ubercat wrote:

tommydski wrote:His name suggests that he is a giant cat.

He's over-protective of his own kind.

Goddamn right.

So.....you are a giant cat....hmmm......well, then...all apologies sir. I certainly don't want to offend a giant cat. I probably wouldn't stand a chance.

Wait'll I start Nautilus.

MrFood wrote:Think about it. If you were a cat and you were surrounded by humans, you'd probably begin to think that you'd rather be a human. I mean, just being able to open a door or turn a light on would be nice for them I guess.

My old cat used to go into the kitchen when myself and my family sat down to eat our evening meal, and she would bring through bits of her food in her mouth and lay them on the floor next to the table where we were eating before joining us to eat together.

Strange, and slightly sad in some ways.

There's something very funny about feeding the cats actually. Our cats love wet food, so they pretty much expect it now in the morning. When they get the dry food, they ignore the fact that there's food in the dish. Spoiled little brats! When they do get wet food, they all go practically insane. My girlfriend's cat Jasper starts this fierce growling, grabs a chunk of food and runs away w/ it.