How much can you bench?

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How Much Ya Bench?

This thread is fucking weak.

Oh, Nerf Herder, how poignant you are at this very moment:

"Check me out I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins

Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today"

How much can you bench?

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What? No mothers getting benched anywhere, at all? No one's benched anyone's mom? Not even a single rep? Not even in the basement with indie stereotype-shattering/defying workout jam-platters spinning on the hi-fi? What about the garage? Bally Total Fitness or whatever? Mom's--where are the moms getting benched?

This thread has forced me to square so many of my unexamined assumptions that I'm now compelled to ask the tough questions.

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