at the moment my friend is failing miserably when attempting to make smoothies.

so far we've had...

"lumpies"

&

"yogurties"


no smoothies yet.

They had better hair than skinheads and suedeheads.
And better fashion sense.

And cuter girlfriends.

oi.

Fucking shit. Are you telling me that today's yuppies and too idle and squeamish to chew strawberries and yoghurt?

big_dave wrote:Fucking shit. Are you telling me that today's yuppies and too idle and squeamish to chew strawberries and yoghurt?

no no. I just really like fruit. I'll eat it in a billion forms. It's delicious to blend up a bunch of frozen berries and peaches and mangoes with some fresh fruit and even more juice. Way better than a bowl of cereal.

.

Yoghurt, honey, banana, vanilla seems like such a blessedly natural combination but I just can't think why you wouldn't rather eat it in a bowl.

Why eat blueberries if you can't feel the little beggers pop between your teeth?

that's why the frozen berries work so well. they don't get chopped up and they thaw a little, so you still get poppin berries and a tchick slurry of fruit shake with seeds and chunks of strawberries.


I don't think it's fair to call them smoothies.


they rough.

Frozen berries plus yoghurt doesnt = smoothie, does it?

Because fuck me if it does, it means that I am one of the enemy.

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Marsupialized wrote:

nothing beats the 'thunder juice' lsd and weed smoothies for sale on the streets of Vancouver

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big_dave wrote:Frozen berries plus yoghurt doesnt = smoothie, does it?

Because fuck me if it does, it means that I am one of the enemy.

I don't make mine with yoghurt or milk. fuck that. I'm an enemy of that, too. I replace the milk with fruit juice.


Frozen fruit + fresh fruit + fruit juice.


it's awesome. fun to make in a blender, too.