JFK was a robot.
Abe Lincoln was not shot by John Wilkes Booth. That was Abe Vigoda.
Pork rinds are not the food of the devil.
Adolph Hitler is buried in a tomb made of Jew babies located somewhere near the Grand Canyon.
I saw a Jew once.
The People's Republic of China is a farce. You can't live in China. That's what plates are made out of.
White people and black people would probably get along a lot better if they were the same color.
Have you ever eaten nachos?
George Washington's teeth were not made out of wood. They were really thick paper. Like cardboard or something.
September 11th is something the Christians made up in 2001.
They really need to bring Crystal Clear Pepsi back. That shit sucked to the extreme.
I hate...

suki wrote:I saw a Jew once.

My translator is half Jewish. His feet are nasty and smell like money.
Why can't humans barter like cats. I would totally trade my 2 afternoon/evening treats for a gun or some drugs and a knife.
If FDR were alive today, he probably wouldn't have had polio. He'd have AIDS.
If we keep bombing brown people, then Frito-Lay wins.
I saw a documentary about Stalin. He seemed friendly. Like a shark with rabies and an anger management problem kind of friendly.