PLEASE!
do not start a thread
Either/or "Tampons / Pads or Both?".
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32Buying tampons indicates to the world (or Walgreen's) that you're getting laid. Embarrassed? No way, virgin.
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33This thread reminded me of a couple of bash.org quotes.
And a joke:
Does anyone wanna buy a truckload of tampons? 20 quid, no strings attached.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
And a joke:
Does anyone wanna buy a truckload of tampons? 20 quid, no strings attached.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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34Ain't nothing embarrassing about buying tampons unless for some reason you think you're so easily mistaken for a woman that the act of buying tampons will cause the checkout girl to call you madam.
We used to throw tampons into the audience during our gigs. You ever been asked to sign a box of tampons? Strange experience.
We used to throw tampons into the audience during our gigs. You ever been asked to sign a box of tampons? Strange experience.
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37tipcat wrote:Germ War wrote:Giving a shit what other people think: CRAP.
Who cares?
kerble wrote:Ernest Goes to Jail In Your Ass
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38this thread is basically a bunch of dudes talking about tampons.
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
i'd rather have a pony
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39I have never had to purchase tampons/pads, but if I did I am fairly certain I wouldn't care.
Dave Foley wrote:Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!
Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!
Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!
'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!
That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust colored torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!
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40I knew a lot of you were real wimpy indie rocker types and everything, but you guys actually get PERIODS?
wow
wow
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom