Kuma s Corner Burger Contest

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If you don't know what Kuma's Corner is, it's a burger joint with burgers named after metal bands. They are having a contest to create a new burger. You can send your abomination here: http://kumas-corner.com/burger.html

Here's my burger:

The Sleep Burger

1/2 lb turkey burger covered in BBQ sauce on 2 thick slices of toasted sour dough bread topped with applewood smoked bacon, sliced yellow tomato, spinach, avocado and sprouts.

The burger that will slow you down and make you sleep!


Here's their current burger menu:

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Kuma s Corner Burger Contest

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From the Friday the 13th thread:

Colonel Panic wrote:...So many ideas spring to mind. Maybe something called the "Sepultura" with a Brazilan twist, a garlicky burger topped with grilled shrimp, ground peanut and a white wine vinaigrette salsa? A char burger called the "Dimmu Borgir"? Or something with a ton of spices and hot peppers, called "Napalm Death"...

(Second thought, maybe that last one's not such a great idea after all, especially in light of steve's and The Code is Almighty's experiences)

As of now there's no "Pantera" or "Dimebag Darrel". This is a travesty of justice that must be corrected!


Or perhaps a garlic and onion grilled burger with avocados, plantains, ground peanut and spinach greens with the vinaigrette salsa?

I think I'm going to do a little experimentation in the kitchen this week.

Kuma s Corner Burger Contest

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MrFood wrote:But there's two elementary reasons why we don't get shit like this in England.

i) This menu appears to have an element of 'fun' to it. In England this is not allowed.
ii) This menu appears to detail 'interesting' and 'tasty' meals. In England this is also not allowed.

Oh come on. No tasty or fun?

You are talking about the same England that has brought us such culinary masterpieces as kidney pie, black pudding, and ploughman's lunch?!?

Kuma s Corner Burger Contest

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MrFood wrote:But there's two elementary reasons why we don't get shit like this in England.

i) This menu appears to have an element of 'fun' to it. In England this is not allowed.
ii) This menu appears to detail 'interesting' and 'tasty' meals. In England this is also not allowed.


There's no fried pig tails on that menu either, I'd like to point out.

Kuma s Corner Burger Contest

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MrFood wrote:i) This menu appears to have an element of 'fun' to it. In England this is not allowed.
ii) This menu appears to detail 'interesting' and 'tasty' meals. In England this is also not allowed.


Dear MrFood,

I am beginning to suspect that (in the style of a bewildering late 60s thriller) you have been told that you are in England, but are actually located (captive?) on a remote Scottish island populated by minions of an unnamed, unseen evil-doer.

Sincerely,

Adam

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