Then the Fudge Tunnel ought to be topped with a sauce that's made from a reduction of strong coffee and melted ex-lax chocolate bars.

Colonel Panic wrote:Then the Fudge Tunnel ought to be topped with a sauce that's made from a reduction of strong coffee and melted ex-lax chocolate bars.

I'm willing to include the espresso reduction, which is a fantastic idea, but I'd consider the ex-lax cheating. Tamarind is a natural laxative.

It would probably be good to include tobacco leaves, instead of lettuce, inside the bun, too.

The GG: A bottle of vodka and a box of laxatives on our signature pretzel roll.

Average Italian Greyhound wrote:The GG: A bottle of vodka and a box of laxatives on our signature pretzel roll.

You can get it with or with out a side of dirty needles.

the skrewdriver:

thin sliced boiled turkey with crisp lettuce and cucumber, and the tiniest dab of low fat mayonnaise

the cramps:

1/3 pound patty of ground beef tongue, BBQ sauce, pepper jack cheese, fried onion rings