"All the Lazy Dykes"
All the lazy dykes, Cross armed at the palms, Then legs astride their bikes,
Indigo burns on their arms
One sweet day, An emotional whirl, You will be good to yourself, And you'll
come
and join the girls

All the lazy dykes, They pity how you live, Just "somebody's wife", You
give,
and you give,
And you give, and you give, Give, and you give
And one sweet day , An emotional whirl, You will be good to yourself, And
you'll
come and join the girls

Touch me, Squeeze me, Hold me too tightly, And when you look at me you
actually
see me
And I've, Never felt so alive, In the whole of my life, In the whole of my
life

edit..fuck i should really like read this shit before i post.

sorry for being a trainspotting geek.

"So i broke into the palace, with a sponge and a rusty spanner...she said I know you and you cannot sing..I said that's nothing, you should hear me play pi-A-no."

hahhaha

I once heard instrumental The Smiths track. It was the best thing they have done, but still crap.