i didn't know poop painted so well and so evenly...it's sorta' impressive...

lemur68 wrote:

newberry wrote:That sucks. Not that it helps now, but IIRC, when you first launch iTunes it asks if you want it to find media or not--I'm pretty sure you get a choice.

First serious response in the whole dang thread, salut.

(It's as much my fault as anybody's)

Hey now - my response was quite serious - for example, my lady friend could definitely install iTunes on her own dadgum machine if she felt the need, and leave this one alone... and not even because I have to hide my SPECIAL media, but just BECAUSE... (just sayin')

We've lived together now for several years, but that doesn't mean that I use her toothbrush, y'know?

(Hell, I'll go out of my way to show her "highlights" of the SPECIAL media every once in a while, and predictably she just sort of rolls her eyes. But this is basically the same eye-roll she gives me if I play Trout Mask Replica in the car, or revisit Hoogie Boogie Land on YouTube, so it's just sort of a "meh." on her part...)

Did you try to turn it around on her like "Well, if you weren't such a frigid bitch that just laid on her back like a dead fish and allowed me to hump something drier than my chapped, calloused manhand ONCE A MONTH IF I'M LUCKY it wouldn't have come to this!"?

Not that that's the situation at your house--hopefully it's not--but if it is, at least you can go that route.






unless it's mitch. Then you're screwed.

Camaro projected:

Did you try to turn it around on her like "Well, if you weren't such a frigid bitch that just laid on her back like a dead fish and allowed me to hump something drier than my chapped, calloused manhand ONCE A MONTH IF I'M LUCKY it wouldn't have come to this!"?

I think that would only have, er, exacerbated the situation.

Skronk wrote:

burun wrote:Porn? How pedestrian.

Don't poo-poo it until you've tried it.

I see what you did there, scat-boy.

an awful, awful person wrote:Uh oh! Mitch made a little poop! And he's taking it out of the toilet for a closer look!

and that's as far as I got.

I saw the "Here there be dragons" sign before I even clicked the link, but then I realized that I was about to have one of those "What comes next you just cannot un-see."

Glad I bailed.

dontfeartheringo wrote:

an awful, awful person wrote:Uh oh! Mitch made a little poop! And he's taking it out of the toilet for a closer look!

and that's as far as I got.

I saw the "Here there be dragons" sign before I even clicked the link, but then I realized that I was about to have one of those "What comes next you just cannot un-see."

Glad I bailed.

Me too.

BTW, that's one good reason to always create multiple user accounts, even on your home computers.

Damn. Dem's da breaks.

Why can't girlfriends understand that WE understand the difference between fantasy and reality?

Unless, you know, you're beatin' your girl's guts in like you think you're in Ass Apocalypse 17. Then she's got a reason to be upset.

Unless, you know, she likes it. Then you got a reason to be suspicious.

Unless, you know, ...you don't care... Then you shouldn't need porn.

Always keep your porn in a folder checked 'Hidden' most programs cannot access hidden folders for general searching. I learned the hard way too.