Marsupialized wrote:You could never eat one of these things again.
Any dish including any amount is off limits. You have to turn your head and look away if some comes into view. You must leave the room if the scent of either is in the air. You aren't even allowed to utter the name of said delicious food product.
So choose, one goes away. Out of your life forever like a beautiful woman coming to her senses.
Which is it?
Dear Marsup, alot of people think your a total asshat, I have never thought that until now, if you are truely making me choose between bacon and garlic you are taint scum of the devils junk. I will not choose, I demand a huge bulb of garlic wrapped in bacon, and I would like to eat it out of the vj of most beautiful woman I can find...
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.