that damned fly wrote:i'd fight bono. it'd be about fair. i hear he's a midget.

Steve V. wrote:Bono.

i called it, assshole.

Two Words:



JOHN MAYER!

DazeyDiver wrote:

big_dave wrote:I'm pretty sure I could beat up Hulk Hogan.

dude,

He can't stand up against the power of the truth.

I could definitely take Scarlett Johansson in a wrestling match, but it would take many, many rounds. Many sweaty, panting, hair-pulling rounds...

Ty Webb wrote:I could definitely take Scarlett Johansson in a wrestling match, but it would take many, many rounds. Many sweaty, panting, hair-pulling rounds...

induced exactly 6 seconds of spontaneous laughter

AnthonyVillalobos wrote:If Fedor wanted to fight me, I'd book it, hoppin' over fences and obstacles like a prize horse.

Jeesh - that dude is a friggin' destruction machine.

You better be able to fly!

okra wrote:

AnthonyVillalobos wrote:If Fedor wanted to fight me, I'd book it, hoppin' over fences and obstacles like a prize horse.

Jeesh - that dude is a friggin' destruction machine.

You better be able to fly!

He really needs a couple of fights in 2008, he's been out of action since Pride's ShockWave (i'm not counting Lindlan or Hong-Man Choi, so there).I'd like to see him tested against Barnett, or another big dominant wrestler.
The couture fight has potential. Lets just hope to god it happens.
I really hope he signs to the UFC. I didn't realize how ridiculous Pride's match ups were until i started following the UFC again. Same with the Dream thing, I've no idea why Crocop was handed Muzino? Maybe Muzino refused to make his bed.

Who could I beat? The black guy who does shoe repairs near here, he's got a black belt in rickets.

Edit: CELEBS!!! oh I just realized... er... I think i've said this before, but probably Winston Churchill before he very nobly went and gassed some kurds.
Pete Doherty (i think).

henry rollins.

I could totally ruin Martin Short. Begging for mercy, he would be.

You guys are way off on your Harrison Ford predictions. The guy's some sort of carpenter, so he swings a hammer all day. Harrison Ford has "secret hammer muscles", which is a condition closely related to "retard strength." (look out japmn, Corky's got it) He's no easy win. There's too much at stake for Harrison Ford for him to lose. If I was worth a trillion dollars I would kick your no money-havin' ass up and down the block to protect my trillion-dollar ass self. Bet.



I would send Andy Dick to the hospital using only slaps.