Celebritys you could take in a fight

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Dr. Venkman wrote: Harrison Ford has "secret hammer muscles", which is a condition closely related to "retard strength."

Any drummer worth his salt will inevitably possess similar qualities. Unless you're curious what a paradiddle would feel like on your face, never engage a drummer in a fair fight. This also goes for roofers, blacksmiths or any other guy who pounds on things for a living.

If it seriously comes down to it, enlist a buddy to distract them momentarily, then cold-cock'em when they're not looking.

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