So I was thinking the other day about the worst film experience I ever had in my entire life. It might come as a shock, but the absolute worst 2 hours I ever spent was sitting through Baz Luhrmann's "Moulin Rouge." I will never, ever sit through another movie like that in my life. I'm sure you can all think of movies you think are much worse, but for me, contemporary pop music musicals are the worst thing i can think of.
My best friend rented the Heath Ledger film "A Knight's Tale" and I absolutely refuse to watch it, even though it has Paul Bettany in it, who I love.
So that got me thinking - are there any films that you would never watch, in a million years... EVEN IF SOMEONE PAID YOU?
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
2I've refused to see "Moulin Rouge" so far, and will probably continue to do so. Won't get talked into seeing "Across The Universe" either.
I've resisted the Care Bears Movie for 23 years, but I might be starting to crumble on that one.
Ummm...
I've resisted the Care Bears Movie for 23 years, but I might be starting to crumble on that one.
Ummm...
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
3I still have never seen Titanic. At this point i think it would take a hefty bribe to get me to.
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Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
4Anything by Tyler Perry. I don't have anything per se against Christian movies nor do I have anything about movies made specifically for a black audience.
I do, however, have something against someone who had the gall to preface the title of a movie with his own name.
Same goes for the "Quentan Tarantino Presents..." series. Fuck that.
I do, however, have something against someone who had the gall to preface the title of a movie with his own name.
Same goes for the "Quentan Tarantino Presents..." series. Fuck that.
Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
5Any movie with Jennifer Lopez in it. Moulin Rouge would be on my list too. And i would never sit through Pirates of the Caribbean 3 the second one was bad enough.
~Francis~
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
6You could not get me to watch one minute of any "Left Behind" film at the point of a gun.
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
7Really?iembalm wrote:You could not get me to watch one minute of any "Left Behind" film at the point of a gun.
I imagine they would be great.
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Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
8Bend It Like Beckham
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
9Vanilla Sky
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Breathless (the one starring Richard Gere)
All those relatively recent Star Wars movies
Anything Harry Potter related
Just about anything, really
What Women Want
Max
Breathless (the one starring Richard Gere)
All those relatively recent Star Wars movies
Anything Harry Potter related
Just about anything, really
Films you will never watch, even if someone paid you
10^^^the first four I've seen all or most of...that was some painful viewing, a masochistic endeavor...