I'd prefer robot butler because you could install a particle beam laser cannon in its chest for home defense.

Of course you could also train the monkey in the martial art of Iaido and arm him with one of these. That would be sweet.

I'm still on the fence on this one.

Anyone ever read this James Kochalka book?

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Anyone ever read this James Kochalka book?

Yes - I also linked the video to his band's song above. One of the funniest videos ever.

It may be one the hardest choices i had to made, but I think that in the end I would go for the monkey butler. The robot butler has the great advantage of being a lot cleaner though.