Royal Trux?

Crap
Total votes: 21 (33%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 43 (67%)
Total votes: 64

Band: Royal Trux

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Marsupialized wrote:
SecondEdition wrote:Jennifer Herrema supports Bush. yecch.


I imagine she supports a whole ecosystem in her bush, that woman is filthy


nice.

she definitely hasn't aged well. though, really...would you if you'd done that much smack?
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Band: Royal Trux

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White chicks in general are terrible in bed for the most part, super model or not. They be too liberated and shit, thinkin they ain't gotta put no work in like they is doing you a huge favor or something just allowing you to pleasure them. Nah man, fuck that noise.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

Band: Royal Trux

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Marsupialized wrote:She never looked that good. It was all smoke and mirrors. Those model chicks usually aren't all that once you get up close.


Eh, I doubt that. Her modeling shots never looked that good, but she always looked good in promo.

New poll - which 'pussy' is cuter, Cristina Martinez (obvious choice, but extra layers of BS) or Jennifer Herrema (Crazy, but I think she's probably pretty earnest)?

I choose Julie Cafritz because that's just m e.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Band: Royal Trux

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Cristina Martinez is one of the most beautiful women I've ever even heard of existing.
I have seen her up close and she's fucking gorgeous.

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Good lord.

You know Free Kitten's gonna tour soon, right? You might be able to hook up with that Julie chick if you play your cards right.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

Band: Royal Trux

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Huh, this must be one of the few forums where I didn't relate my Royal Trux story. I did sound for them sometime in the mid '80s at 7th St. Entry when I worked there.

One dirty hippie noodled on a cheap guitar and the other one fumbled with a tape recorder. The manager couldn't believe it. I mean, we both have worked for and had seen countless shit-acts over the years but this was taking the cake. It was worse than The Swans. They must have just both shot up, they were just out of it. It went on for about an hour, most of the room emptied early on.

Years later, I hear people worshipping them. I guess they made records. I have no idea.

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