http://youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w
Watermelon. Lord have mercy.

Marsupialized wrote:
Even watermelon is gay, it just tastes gay.

This post, used in conjunction with a ice cream sandwich, almost killed me.

honeydew doesn't taste good to me. it's okay but i wouldn't buy it on purpose. cantaloupe is delicious and was my childhood snack, but am i ever in the mood for it? not really.

watermelon on the other hand is perfect. it may be my favorite fruit that i can eat a lot of in one sitting. it is crisp, not super sweet (ideally) and watery. seedless? even better but not necessary. yum yum yum

Marsupialized wrote:Not a big fan, seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.

If you have the choice of eating melon or almost anything else on the fruit plate, you're a fool to not eat the melon. It's going to be better than an orange segment or goddamn grape, that's for sure.

And if you don't enjoy sitting in the shade someplace eating ice-cold watermelon while things happen in front of you and you look on idly, then you're a fucking vampire. That's like a chief pleasure in life.

steve wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Not a big fan, seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.

If you have the choice of eating melon or almost anything else on the fruit plate, you're a fool to not eat the melon. It's going to be better than an orange segment or goddamn grape, that's for sure.

And if you don't enjoy sitting in the shade someplace eating ice-cold watermelon while things happen in front of you and you look on idly, then you're a fucking vampire. That's like a chief pleasure in life.

i dunno... those fruit platters usually have blueberries.

mmmm. berries.

Watermelon's awesome. The seeds are a bit of a pain in the butt, but I love how a bite of it just dissolves in your mouth, flooding it with taste sparkles.

Never have liked other forms of melon, though -- cantaloupe being chief among the types I just can't stand.

Someone should start a Pineapple thread. That shit's the bomb.

NerblyBear wrote:flooding it with taste sparkles.

New sig. Damn, you're so eminently quotable Nerbly!

steve wrote:And if you don't enjoy sitting in the shade someplace eating ice-cold watermelon while things happen in front of you and you look on idly

Recording Engineers: Behind the Music.

NerblyBear wrote:The seeds are a bit of a pain in the butt, but I love how a bite of it just dissolves in your mouth, flooding it with taste sparkles.

You should consider doing PR for the tooth fairy.

Ace wrote:

NerblyBear wrote:flooding it with taste sparkles.

New sig. Damn, you're so eminently quotable Nerbly!

Hey thanks, glad you liked that.

I'm in the market for a new .sig myself. Maybe you could rap one at me. I think Tom's gaffe is getting a little worn by this point.