Crystal Palace youngster breaks news of his transfer on Facebook. Or, to put it in his own words:

"Ashley-Paul is goin fulham on monday. If i pull dis off im on dis ting."

daniel robert chapman wrote:Or, to put it in his own words:

"Ashley-Paul is goin fulham on monday. If i pull dis off im on dis ting."

I am so out of touch with the youngsters. I translated that as a secret gay diary entry -

Alas - Paul is going to Fulham on Monday. If I pull him off I'm disgusting"

Well played, B_M_L...

I want to share with you all this photograph of QPR's new mascot.



From this season new members of the QPR junior supporters club will also be granted membership of the French Foreign Legion.

Vladimir Romanov. Tired of this asshole.
http://sport.scotsman.com/football/Hear ... 4268576.jp
Yeah, Ian Holloway is your answer, doofus.

Hmm...



'Contractual issues with the shirt sponsor', at the moment apparently. I have problems with the shade of blue on the home shirt.

Meanwhile, I revived my Fantasy Premier League account last night. Time to set up a league?

daniel robert chapman wrote:
Meanwhile, I revived my Fantasy Premier League account last night. Time to set up a league?

Are we going to do the "normal" and "no players from the top 4" dual leagues thing that someone suggested?

I'd feel happier if my real club pulled it's finger out and assembled a squad out of the chaos and confusion that our "donut-box-filled-with-cash-is-the-price-of-justice" chairman has created. Though as a first move, convincing Dunne to stay made me warm to Sparky.

Dudley wrote:

daniel robert chapman wrote:
Meanwhile, I revived my Fantasy Premier League account last night. Time to set up a league?

Are we going to do the "normal" and "no players from the top 4" dual leagues thing that someone suggested?

I would vote 'no'. My team (and I guess some others) will be in more than one league, and I know for a fact that the other league doesn't have any extra rules. Essentially I just need to grow up and stop crying about how many points Ronaldo scores and then it's not an issue.

I hope that Cheltenham's players stick with one of the classic templates and add an 'O' at the end to form a nickname for their new teammate.

daniel robert chapman wrote:I hope that Cheltenham's players stick with one of the classic templates and add an 'O' at the end to form a nickname for their new teammate.

Heh heh.