Marsupialized wrote:

Dr. Venkman wrote:Every day I turn on my computer.

Every day it asks me if I would have sex with a melon.

Every single day.

OK, what about the Arby's over mitt?

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLLicSbtp3I&feature=related

I hoping there's a chick in there.

Do you go for the mouth or the big hole?

Technically the oven mitt is neither male or female so it's not gay or anything to make it blow you.

I am thinking a few seconds in the microwave beforehand would be a must for the oven mitt. The bad thing is it would probably die or at least be injured badly from the heat.

But if you are at all like me, it's screams of anguish would only add to the excitement.

Marsupialized wrote:Do you go for the mouth or the big hole?

Technically the oven mitt is neither male or female so it's not gay or anything to make it blow you.

I am thinking a few seconds in the microwave beforehand would be a must for the oven mitt. The bad thing is it would probably die or at least be injured from the heat.

I was gonna go mouth, but the thumb pocket looks pretty inviting.



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Imagine how much damage a quarterstick would do to our little oven mitt friend here if jammed into his mouth and lit.

Marsupialized wrote:

Imagine how much damage a quarterstick would do to our little oven mitt friend here if jammed into his mouth and lit.

Man, that ain't thinkin' sexy.

Jeez...why not consider the Snuggle mascot, the Hamburger Helper mascot, the Pillsbury Doughboy, etc etc etc while we're at it?

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

Imagine how much damage a quarterstick would do to our little oven mitt friend here if jammed into his mouth and lit.

Man, that ain't thinkin' sexy.

Jeez...why not consider the Snuggle mascot, the Hamburger Helper mascot, the Pillsbury Doughboy, etc etc etc while we're at it?

Those are all dudes. Well, the snuggle mascot might be a female but I am postive the Doghboy and the Hamburger helper glove are males.
I ain't fuckin' no dude.

I don't know if I'd describe them as dudes per se

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I don't know if I'd describe them as dudes per se

The Hamburger helper thing has a fucking moustache!

Dr. Venkman wrote:Every day I turn on my computer.

Every day it asks me if I would have sex with a melon.

Every single day.

This is pretty much the way I get women to sleep with me. Minus the melon, obviously. I wary of my inadequacy already, I don't need that kind of competition.

I would not fuck the Arby's oven mitt.

I would, however, douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.

It is annoying, idiotic, and speaks with a stupid dude's voice while incompetently hawking strangely iridescent "roast beef" inside noxious sandwiches.

That said, I enjoy arby's popcorn chicken and their curly fries.