The act of pleasuring oneself on the clock

Crap!
Total votes: 7 (16%)
Not crap!
Total votes: 38 (84%)
Total votes: 45

Act: Masturbating at work

81
H-GM wrote:I used to work third-shift at the Board of Trade Clearing Corporation a looong time ago: 8PM-8AM. There was nothing to do for about three or four hours of the night. Batches were dispensed on occasion. Hell, I'll throw off a batch at a bathroom in a restaurant. Lessens tension, alleviates boredom, keeps you sane, they should have Batch Rooms scattered across parks like Port-a-Potties.


why would you need a "batch room" when you could just free some willies in the port-a-potty?

Act: Masturbating at work

84
NOT CRAP. I work in an office. I do it about once a year. And today was the day! No reason, really - I was just bored and thinking about some cute girl I saw last night. Someone entered the stall next to mine and I had to stop and wait it out for a while, but after that it was fine: I was all alone. My neck and shoulders were feeling really tense earlier. I feel much better now.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

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