andteater wrote:congrats Electrons. it makes me happy to see the CMBA teams that have norman human beings on them winning.

andyk

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AlBStern wrote:We Bevolving

We spent our 1st 5 years drawing other teams' outfielders in and tiring out their runners and then BAM, we unleashed our master plan. Just like Rocky III, only awesomer.

Am I the only one who thinks the new hats had something to do with this?

j_harvey wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks the new hats had something to do with this?

I think the larger "E" has been intimidating the other team. Obviously designed by some sort of evil genius.

Btw, the game on Wednesday definitely could mean something. If either the Electrons or Hounds win all of their remaining games, we would play each other in the 1st round.

steve wrote:There will be much drinking at Gio's, 4857 N Damen starting like any second.

Gio's is a good place. However, if someone coordinated a celebration at Simply Ray's for Summer 2003, then I would be there immediately.

Someone get on that.

It's funny. Someday I will have to explain to people how there used to be places like Simply Ray's where adults (and Javy) were allowed to go and have a good time.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:It's funny. Someday I will have to explain to people how there used to be places like Simply Ray's where adults (and Javy) were allowed to go and have a good time.

"I like the pretty lady with the pretty hair."

Javy. Retarded.

Anybody have a digital copy of the Electrons Medieval Times Pennant ad that Steve took out in the Onion 5 years ago??? The search function is fucking with me.

electrons wrote:Anybody have a digital copy of the Electrons Medieval Times Pennant ad that Steve took out in the Onion 5 years ago??? The search function is fucking with me.

Thanks AlBStern:

Ryan, are you handling your junk in that banner?

Fluss is also pictured, I believe.

What happened to Andrew Mason, is he not an Electron any more?

burun wrote:Ryan, are you handling your junk in that banner?

Assuming you mean my penis, no.

Assuming you mean a baseball, yes.

tommydski wrote:Fluss is also pictured, I believe.

What happened to Andrew Mason, is he not an Electron any more?

That is Fluss. I believe there was an onion ad that was also made featuring Chad and Fluss. I think Johnny13 did the artwork for both ads.

Andrew Mason joined after year one and is since retired, sadly. On field antics never got better than Mason's. Once, during an on-field fight/argument, Andrew tried to calm everyone down by doing cartwheels around home plate in full catcher's gear. Fucking beautiful. Another memorable Mason Moment is when he got up to bat, stared down the pitcher while running his bat down his tongue. Standing as 3rd base coach, I nearly threw up from laughing at his intensity. He promptly struck out.

burun wrote:Ryan, are you handling your junk in that banner?

In that picture, I have: (i) a young Latino awkwardy leaning on me; (ii) a young Jew with his hand placed delicately on my shoulder; and (iii) a young ponytailed man of some percentage of Native American ancestry within range of my body heat.

There are people in this world who would pay a king's ransom for that trifecta.

As a sidenote, I was unaware that I ever had a moustache, weighed approximately 250 pounds, or wore an orange undershirt.