Punning is funny and clever.

Meatheads rule.

Building muscle mass is a worthy goal, particularly for people in my condition who have never really done any and therefore have arms as useless as a garden hose. Taking it to the extreme though, ehh.

Working out keeps my head on straight. I really enjoy it.

It frustrates me that 90% of my pasty, hose-limbed friends do not exercise regularly.

LAD wrote:It frustrates me that 90% of my pasty, hose-limbed friends do not exercise regularly.

Why?

Do you get similarly frustrated with their eating habits, dressing habits, living arrangements etc? You must live a very frustrating life.

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Do go on, it's facinating.

ironyengine wrote:

LAD wrote:It frustrates me that 90% of my pasty, hose-limbed friends do not exercise regularly.

Why?

Because I can’t do a lot of things I love to do – hiking, climbing, etc – with many of my closest friends.

Because whenever I do find myself doing something like moving furniture, hiking up a mountain, fleeing a scene, etc, they are a liability.

Because they don't take care of themselves and I worry about them.

Because they are a bad influence on me, and in general I find that sharpness of mind and body are not far apart; and people who sit around a lot, even if it's reading or playing music, exude squishiness and sloth.

Because at least a couple of my closest friends frequently whine about the poor state of their health and yet do nothing about it.

Do you get similarly frustrated with their eating habits, dressing habits, living arrangements etc?

Not so much, not at all, and not at all, respectively.