Say hi to the overpriced ginger twins, tough guy!

NOT CRAP as whenever myself and my significant other book a room in one, it always ends up being operated by the most bizarre and crazy people.

I think running a B&B fucks with your head.

dr. benway wrote:NOT CRAP as whenever myself and my significant other book a room in one, it always ends up being operated by the most bizarre and crazy people.

I stayed at a B&B on the depressing eastern shore of Maryland a few years ago with mrs.arrison prior to her being the mrs.

It was a gift. Supposedly the food was all home cooked and the rooms were tastefully decorated.

The owners were very strange- highly educated, highly religious (Christian) and RACIST. The B&B we found out later was one of the 30 or so sanctioned "Christian Bed and Breakfasts" of the East coast.

One of the evenings we stayed there, we were awoken at 4:30 am. The proprietor asked to come in our room so he could turn on a christmas light in the window on, as well as the overhead light. You see, his wife wanted to get an early morning, snow on the ground pic of the house with all the Christmas lights on.

The next morning, at "Breakfast" his wife heated up frozen biscuits from the local COSTCO in the stove while the husband railed on my hometown, Richmond, Va. "That town would be such a nice place if it weren't for all them coloreds"

When the biscuits were ready, we were each given a choice of grape or marmalade jelly, which were in those little condiment packs with the foil tops. Yes, they had HARDEES logos on them.

The eggs were mass scrambled in a huge pan, poured out from milk cartons of pre-mixed COSTCO egg mixture.

The Orange Juice was fucking SUNNY DELIGHT!

The Coffee was lighter than tea, weaker than McDonalds and older than god. Cream in your coffee? You guessed it- Mini Moos- the kind with so many preservatives that you don't have to refrigerate.

The Bacon, also COSTCO brand.

All served on a single ply PAPER PLATE.