even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiGqH9hIOyY

andyk

What a smug old fucker. I'm with burun on this one.

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glynnisjohns wrote:What a smug old fucker. I'm with burun on this one.

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I'd like to hear his voice as you kick his ass down the stairs.

(Jesus!....something is wrong with me...where is all this hatred for Andy Rooney coming from?....)

Let me tell you something about the world that we live in today.

The only "depression" I know if is spelled with a capital "D," and ended during the 1930's due to the never-give-up work ethic that this country used to have. "Chemical imbalances" in the brain are what pass for depression today. Boo hoo. You can't find meaning in your life? Go to work, that's what my generation had to do. Lose your girlfriend? Tough luck, meet one at work (that's if you have a job). "Chemical imbalance" is a term spawned by the coddling view this nation that has no concept of how little "chemicals" have to do with our thoughts and actions. What a depressing point in history when chemicals are being blamed for the histrionic, narcissistic epidemic sweeping this country, encouraging people to "talk about their feelings" instead of bucking up and go to work. That's what I did.

a little bit of nostalgia: this skit used to make me lose my shit when i was ten.

jimmy spako wrote:a little bit of nostalgia: this skit used to make me lose my shit when i was ten.

can you find the skit with the whoopie cushion that explodes and has what's his face all sweaty being interviewed on 60 minutes?

Know what I am talking about? That shit is gold.

Marsupialized wrote:

jimmy spako wrote:a little bit of nostalgia: this skit used to make me lose my shit when i was ten.

can you find the skit with the whoopie cushion that explodes and has what's his face all sweaty being interviewed on 60 minutes?

Know what I am talking about? That shit is gold.

piscopo? doesn't ring a bell...

burun wrote:He's like Seinfeld, but even more unfunny (I'm talking Seinfeld's standup routine, not the TV show)

Yeah, screw Andy Rooney.

His tirades are weak.

CRAP

Dave/Eksvplot wrote:Yeah, screw Andy Rooney.

His tirades are weak.

CRAP

Say what you will about the man, I hear he had a schlong that could choke a mule