DADS (are awesome)

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Has anybody else been duped by the lack of "real" dad on dad porn? Most of these titles that i have seen SAY they have real dads and dads together, but it always turns out one of the"dads" is not really truly a dad. It really pisses me off. I mean, if i am paying to see real DAD on DAD action (and yes i am, sirs who made "SOCCER DADS W/ OTHER SOCCER DADS IV") than i expect real dads locked in sweaty embraces and not just a dude with a considerable moustache!

It just chaps the bottom. It's like half of these guys at the "dad" bars who just put on a beer gut and aviators and assume that i don't know a dad when i drunkenly stumble up to one. And you can sooooo tell when a father has truly helped out with the pinewood derby, or if he's just blowing smoke. And the facades these guys put up! Like if you have a mini van, you can pass for a dad, but then you get locked into a heaving wrestling match with these faux dads, and there is no sign of a "go-gurt" packet stuck to the floor boards, and he can barely even try to lie and say that he watched "World War 2 Ad Nauseum" last night on the history channel.

So, word up to the REAL Dads out there. Y'all other are just perpetrating a fraud.

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