my dad is such a woman, that I have to spend my time beating him and keeping him in the kitchen where he belongs
my hand gets tired some nights
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12For fathers day, I was going to get pop a copy of the Shaquille O'Neal 12-inch "Biological never Bothered."
He loves rap music.
He loves rap music.
Stephen Sowley
sowley@electrical.com
sowley@electrical.com
Capt. James T. Lunatic wrote:I Didn't Fight A Secret War In Nicaragua So You Could Walk These Streets Of Freedom Badmouthing Lady America, In Your Damn Mirrored Sunglasses
DADS (are awesome)
13i wish billy was my dad. i would crawl through a barrel of broken glass just to put matchsticks in his shit.
DADS (are awesome)
14malterwalling wrote:i wish billy was my dad. i would crawl through a barrel of broken glass just to put matchsticks in his shit.
Zing!!!
Shazam!!!
Kapow!!!
malterwalling, you crack me up
Better yet, eat the placenta!!!
DADS (are awesome)
15Has anybody else been duped by the lack of "real" dad on dad porn? Most of these titles that i have seen SAY they have real dads and dads together, but it always turns out one of the"dads" is not really truly a dad. It really pisses me off. I mean, if i am paying to see real DAD on DAD action (and yes i am, sirs who made "SOCCER DADS W/ OTHER SOCCER DADS IV") than i expect real dads locked in sweaty embraces and not just a dude with a considerable moustache!
It just chaps the bottom. It's like half of these guys at the "dad" bars who just put on a beer gut and aviators and assume that i don't know a dad when i drunkenly stumble up to one. And you can sooooo tell when a father has truly helped out with the pinewood derby, or if he's just blowing smoke. And the facades these guys put up! Like if you have a mini van, you can pass for a dad, but then you get locked into a heaving wrestling match with these faux dads, and there is no sign of a "go-gurt" packet stuck to the floor boards, and he can barely even try to lie and say that he watched "World War 2 Ad Nauseum" last night on the history channel.
So, word up to the REAL Dads out there. Y'all other are just perpetrating a fraud.
It just chaps the bottom. It's like half of these guys at the "dad" bars who just put on a beer gut and aviators and assume that i don't know a dad when i drunkenly stumble up to one. And you can sooooo tell when a father has truly helped out with the pinewood derby, or if he's just blowing smoke. And the facades these guys put up! Like if you have a mini van, you can pass for a dad, but then you get locked into a heaving wrestling match with these faux dads, and there is no sign of a "go-gurt" packet stuck to the floor boards, and he can barely even try to lie and say that he watched "World War 2 Ad Nauseum" last night on the history channel.
So, word up to the REAL Dads out there. Y'all other are just perpetrating a fraud.
DADS (are awesome)
16Hi the Swede, summer camp was awesome. you and the weasel. wow. I am mostly a Mosrite, or maybe the Hat city. Coil repetative goiter.
DADS (are awesome)
17sorry, I just had on e of my episodes. does anyone here like the swede? I need to know. Please.
DADS (are awesome)
18I like the dads with grahm Cracker crusts! Could you please hammer my Pretense. I am the prehensile tail of your fuck. Ship to shore radio is a big Dick. I love proton