"I don't believe Bob Fosse died from cancer

31 years ago I would have been a dancer"

Spider Man theme:

Gotta pee
Gotta pee
Everybody, I gotta pee
Whip my dick
Out my pants
Gonna pee on
All the ants
Hey hey
I gotta make a tinkies
I gotta make a wee wee
I gotta make a pee

janeway wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:45 pm be my, be my, be my baby carrot

Continuing the Dirty Dancing soundtrack: From Do You Love Me:

"I'm the masticator (I'm the masticator)
I can chew your tits (I can chew your tits)
Tell me baby
Can I gnaw them like this?"

ErickC wrote: Spider Man theme:

Gotta pee
Gotta pee
Everybody, I gotta pee
Whip my dick
Out my pants
Gonna pee on
All the ants
Hey hey
I gotta make a tinkies
I gotta make a wee wee
I gotta make a pee

On the old forum I had posted the Anatomically Correct Spider Man Theme:

"Spider Man, Spider Man,
Shoots a web, right from his can,
Is it clean? Who can say?
No, looking at it won't "make you gay",
Look out, cause here comes the Spider Man"

'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry:

Not right
Dimmadome now
Doug Dimmadome

On a related tangent, that Linkin Park song:

ROAD RASH ON MY SKIN
I THINK I BENT
MY PENIS

Frankie99 wrote: Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:46 pm

Otto Parts wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:34 pm We could eat gyros, just for one day

This is good. Will steal.

My wife and I try to avoid red meat, but there is this one really good Greek place. So I remind her that we can eat gyros, just for one day.

Otto Parts wrote: Fri Apr 22, 2022 1:35 pm

Frankie99 wrote: Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:46 pm

Otto Parts wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:34 pm We could eat gyros, just for one day

This is good. Will steal.

My wife and I try to avoid red meat, but there is this one really good Greek place. So I remind her that we can eat gyros, just for one day.

I, I can get fries
And you, you can drink that beer you like

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my


ref'rence to a novel
ref'rence to a novel, yeah

Ha-choo!
That's the sound of the sneeze.
Ha-choo!
That's the sound of allergies.

Q-bop, bop bop
Q-bop, Q-Anon-bop
Q-bop, bop bop
Q, hey-y yeah

I may have mentioned this before, but I like to sing “Twist Of Cain” like-

Eat a mashed potato
Pile on the gravy

Really, I sing it more like this-

Eeeeeat a mash puh-tatuh
Piiiiile on th’ gra-vuh