names that do things
22The judge in my town is named Barry D. Sack. Guess we know how he gets rid of evidence.
names that do things
23night_tools wrote:rysie wrote:this is not a lie.
my neice has a friend called courtney fish
and i have a client called wayne kerr.
This guy is called Wayne Kaa.
He is famous for making and wearing costumes based on anime characters.
And then of course there's this guy...
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
names that do things
24thebookofkevin wrote:there was a math teacher at my school named Ms. Dykeman
spelled just like that too. i think.
i was never in her class.
I used to go to school with a girl called Gemma Dicke.
She insisted it was pronounced "Dyke".
Wow, that really helped, didn't it love?
I also like the fact that Marvin Gaye felt that by adding an E to his real surname noone would notice...
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
names that do things
26When I was in middle school I had a job mowing a gigantic lawn for a guy out on the county highway. His name was Dick Feast.
I had a friend around that time whose father was Dick Steele.
I had a friend around that time whose father was Dick Steele.
Marsupialized wrote:Right now somewhere nearby there is a fat video game nerd in his apartment fucking a pretty hot girl he met off craigslist. God bless that craig and his list.
names that do things
27I used to work at a Chi-Chi's for a an ex-military douchebag named Harry Cox.
steve wrote:Would certainly mash her kidshitter.
Dr. Roger Schwenke wrote:We tested a variety of low frequencies and no involuntary gastro-intestinal motility was caused.
names that do things
28i went to school with a girl who has the last name "filipi." you can guess what we called her. she exhibited behaviors that warranted such a pronunciation of her surname.
i have worked with men named "dyke tilt" and "harry beevers." while the latter is a thing, the former is pure gold.
serious.
i have worked with men named "dyke tilt" and "harry beevers." while the latter is a thing, the former is pure gold.
serious.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
names that do things
30In the country where I live, the president's last name is "Bush" and the vice president's first name is "Dick." It's true, you can look it up.
Why do you make it so scary to post here.