"You think you got problems?
Try having vaginal dysentery."

- Some old guy I met at the VD clinic

mauling walter, can you please change your name? i know this is just giving a troll more fire but man, it’s pissing me off.

waltermalling wrote:mauling walter, can you please change your name? i know this is just giving a troll more fire but man, it’s pissing me off.

Not to infuse your world with logic or anything but don't you think it's kind of hypocritical of you to say that when you're using a picture of another user as your avatar despite the her expressed interest that you stop.

hey, the expo’s mascot is out of work so i’m trying to get him a gig playing bass in drag!

where is my avatar!?!?!?!?! WTF!!?!?!??

"Russell just stares at me and e’s givin me da Johnny Bench Routine. Being Cute and walking around like a Frickin’ double dare contestant with the answers written down, so’s he don’ hafta do da Physical Challenges. God, What a prick."

Abraham Lincoln

Don't start none, won't be none.
-- A tough guy




Who the fuck pimped you?
-- Another tough guy

"I love Hot Dogs!"
Still Yet another tough Guy

"I didn't save no puppies, man; I whipped some chains around!"

- Roland Gorchnick, "The Gorch"

He who smelled it, dealt it.