ChudFusk wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 1:54 pm

twelvepoint wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 12:53 pm Had to explain to two people yesterday what my ALL HAIL TORLEX meant. “Well there’s this message board…” is never a great start to anything. Any suggestions for a good concise explanation. Embellishments and alternative facts are ok.

BLAST THEM WITH HISSSSS

Well done

yay haha i got a massage and felt good and then i ordered my favorite smoothie in the city and on my way to get it, i was offered alcohol, and i didn't want tito's and cheetos, that was my thing in nola and i wound up winning contests at coyote ugly and getting told i should work at hustler hollywood.. i just don't need that adrenaline shot of dopamine, and then i got my smoothie and it was hott even with ice cubes in there and its gross and it always makes me feel good and it always tastes like shrek made it and once i finish it i go into happy puppy mode, looking around at the city like "hey, look at that, and that" and then i went for a walk in the park and was smiling, and then i went to the store right there for my favorite dress .. every spring they only make a few and it's always a different color, last year was maroon and the year before was periwinkle and now they only had one left, and this year it's violet and sweet like freesia, and every year when i wear it there's always some posh toddy who compliments me and i never tell them where i got it.. then i rode a city bike except i make myself go slowly after the summer i fell .. before i raced an italian guy into river north and he was laughing because he was in the professional bike clothes and i acted like i was too and he knew my bike was electric.. and then in the suburbs on a plain bike i fell down going offroading from the preserves.. i flipped and some couple in a silver ..truck? helped me home and i didn't want the hospital and stayed on the phone for hours talking to family until i sounded and felt normal again .. it felt like i hit an invisible wall the same way thor does in cabin in the woods it didn't make sense and i fell on my face and there was only one scratch on my chin and it felt like was the silver vehicle some matrix aliens putting me back together? i was seeing stars and they dropped me at home.. anyways i didn't really ride bikes since then.. and then i went to one of my favorite restaurants in the city and they make vegetables taste good and they had a whole new thing on the menu and it was hawaiian and healthy and now it's my favorite .. also i got some lotion i wanted that makes my skin pretty and then i watched "they came together" that funny romantic comedy making fun of romantic comedy and then in real life my day was the best and it was this whole adventure

pics or it didn't happen

ChudFusk wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 12:43 pm pics or it didn't happen

no way you read that.

I always read Jane's posts, it doesn't matter if I understand anything.

One of the foxes is sitting out the back and two magpies are hanging around. One of them is playing a game where it keeps sneaking up on him and when it gets close enough nips his tail.
The fox will turn and pull a face and they'll jump back. He then moves a few feet and turns around. The magpie starts inching closer again.
Sometimes he'll turn to spook them, but inevitably he has to turn back around and the magpie will nip his tail.

Every so often when the fox turns the magpie will suddenly pick up a crisp packet and pretend it's inspecting it.

It's absolutely fascinating.

Here's the magpie acting all nonchalantly:


He's in a pickle though as the fox has curled his tail in front of him for the first time. What to do?

Happy birthday, country.

The national anthem is not among my favourites, although it has a certain distinction. I like how the words sound, but there's not enough movement in the melody. Sounds a little flat the way it comes to rest.

I would have preferred this one instead. Thematically fitting, and musically very "Swedish" in the best way.

Decided that I needed to see how many of the SNWV Music at a Distance series I had downloaded. Then decided to download the rest.

i was giggling in the fanciest part of town saying "god, i love new york" and the magnificent mile snobs maybe felt a little less magnificent or maybe they thought i didn't know what city i'm in

and then i found out on the beach my bikini is see through when it gets wet so i went home and watched spring break for fun and couldn't fully decide what bikini color looks best .. i thought white is good like white hott it matches my crystal earrings and i wasn't sure if the best bikini is sweet or striped.. pink and ocean colors are best for dresses and i already have a red one piece like baywatch..