Right. I'm glad you all came inside this lil post. I have to come clean about this, and i know more then a few of you will feel at ease if i bring it up, saving you the embarrassment.


Whats the deal with Terence Trent D'arby?

Admit this shit, he dances through your filthy mind like a fat kid on roller skates. Mine too. His hair is something to marvel over, and you have. Like me. You have often wondered (aloud even) if he sort of resembles denise from cosby. And you were right to wonder. We all were.

My dad said that the year after a hotly contested presidential election will force these questions to the surface, and i am inclined to agree, i mean shit, remember 2000? Terence Trent was on everybody's lips.

I'm pretty sure he went gay to sell more records.
remeber Terence Trent D'Arby's Vibrator?


yeah, that one.



well, I hope that helped.


Faiz

thanks man. Helps the healing.

Theswede wrote:thanks man. Helps the healing.

this probably doesn't.


you gotta hurt before you really heal, though.





Faiz

what manner of man is he who can summon up an image of Terence Trent at his command?


Sorcerer?

If I'm a sorcerer, then why do I wear glasses?






Faiz

my good lord. The gayness, the Gayness!

Back off, Georgie.

TTD now has you Assmotized.

try looking away. You know you can't.

You're proabably craving five Roast beef Sandwiches for Five Dollars now, too.


Aren't you?


It's all part of the plan.



Faiz

Well, you weirdo, yes, a roast beef sandwich would hit the spot. And five for five? They say were losing ground to china, but i bet there ain't no five for five in Bey-uh, Jing...bayjin hin, bechin.. er, uh Upper China.


I still think you better look in other places than Terence's man cakse for salvation.

Shit on a shingle

You did mean "Salivation," didn't you, you fucking redneck?



Well stop driving around my neighborhood, blaring "Wishing Well" in your "Patriot Mobile" if you don't want me to be so confused.





Asshole.





Faiz