Important things that also occurred on this day in history:

The first fossil was put in the ground by a Jewish man named Heinrich Levinson in 1929.
Someone threw a sack of rocks at Socrates.
Hitler's secret birthday.
RFK sucked J Edgar Hoover's cock. Twice.
Ted Kennedy got drunk.
John Hancock scratched his balls.
I shit in my litter box earlier today. I may go for round two in a little bit.
That sketchy guy who is called _Dragon sniffed my butt afterwards.

I'm sure there are more things that happened, but I'm gonna go lie on the table some more.

burun wrote:That's it?
Kerble you cheap bastard. Tipcat deserves at least a funny .jpg.

MAKE WITH THE FUNNY JPG.

(that's titcat, up there)

That's totally like my friend from last weekend. She had to babysit her friend's sugar glider. It likes to hang out in girls' bras. My friend was out at the bar and everyone kept looking over at a table full of guys looking at some chicks boobs. We fooled them all, because we were actually looking at the sugar glider.

And besides, my friend being our friend, it would be like looking at your sister's boobs. Not fun.

kerble wrote:(that's titcat, up there)

Well done.

Stinky D!
We do celebrations soons! With beers!
Will be so niiiiice!

Happy Day!

Happy birthday, dude.

HAPPY BIFDAY TIPCAT! I wish I could make it out tonight, but I have to go pick up a bunch of money from some douchebags. I will use some of it to buy you a berr next time I see you! Friday maybe.