Marsupialized wrote:Describe this picture using only fake Italian

The tits they are like budding flowers. But these flowers they bloom from a rock, where it is hard and lifeless and not from the soil, where it is soft and supple and always there found.

Marsupialized wrote:Describe this picture using only fake Italian

Due carabine...sono molto periculosi.

Sorry playaz, but this is where it all started...

Marsupialized wrote:Describe this picture using only fake Italian

These, they are to be making the happiness of the pants. My heart, she is filled with the glee!

BadComrade wrote:Now we all know who buys those sex dolls.

Again.

PLASTIC TITS, people.

Hell no - you have any idea how much those things cost?

Wow, all these tits (albeit fake)and not an Englishmen in sight!

[quote="Marsupialized"]Describe this picture using only fake Italian



This picture reminds that...
"Life,through her daily performances,
is always generous to the citizens of the human jungle"
What's in the picture is a gift of Life,an opportunity;
"...and an opportunity is like a cup of water,so easy to get only
if you understand the true value of it".

"Here is a piece of true,natural Art;
Michelangelo shaped the matter,giving texture and intensity,
Caravaggio coloured it,making the matter palpable,true and tangible,
Stradivari brushed bergamot,jasmine,olive,lavender,eucalyptus,sunflower
in a mixture prepared and percolated at the dusk,making the matter
a playable and precious instrument endowed with an unmatched sound and a rare sensitivity.

If we know how to countervail the rational,physical,emotional elements
we'll be able to preserve the subject as a piece of Art,
discovering delights,playfulness,music,pride and joy,all in a moment
that we'll remember in an entire Life,pushing happiness
over the clouds,where the sun always shines;

If we don't...well..let's just innocently watch it or..let's forget about it,
unless we want to collect one of the hardest time of an entire Life.

It's like having a bottle of southern-sicilian red wine:
-if we drink it gulping down , we'll be heavily drunk;
-if we shake it too fast,it will become a super strong vinegar;
-if we drink it slowly,in a glass at the time,talking,snacking,
we'll be smiley,nice and pleasing,enjoying and honouring the moment.

Salute e baci per tutti.
IsotonaG

..........see??!!!!
A lot of people seem to be interested in "fake italian"
just talking and talking about it;
without experiencing it practicing the dictionary of the fantasy,
there won't be any catching of a consistent progres,any true joy.
It's like talking and talking about dozens of amplifiers
without having never experienced the true difference
of sound between a Peavey Bandit ,a Simms Watts
and a Traynor WBA3A Super Custom Special.
....or ,in fake italian,
it's like watching a couple making love,
feeling itself exausted at the end of the couple's sexual performance.
Saluti e carezze per tutti.
IsotonaG

The way of the lazy man to make the false Italian on the Internet:

I goes to http://babelfish.altavista.com, I writes to machine that what I wish to say, I choose "the English to Italian" and the click "Translate".

Then the copy and glue the result in the the box it called "Translate Again", I chooses "the Italian to English" and the click "Translate".

And to there you go, pretty bad false Italian.